Balloon knot

The Bloodhound Gang said Pennsylvania's official song "sucks mad balloon knot . . . making the Keystone State look as lame as one of the Dakotas."

I know what you're thinking, but there's nothing gay about getting naked, bending over in front of your guido buddy, and offering up your balloon knot to him for a healthy waxing. There's nothing gay about a smooth anus. Right?

Vanilla Lies is full of Joss Whedon characters (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel and Firefly) all porned. See Spike’s balloon knot, Angel’s schlong and Zander’s wanton posing.